Woodys Rock Rings (Ended)
LOTR IV: The Return of the Rings
So we came up with this script but Hollywood wouldn’t bite …
Middle Earth is normal so those little guys aren’t afraid to venture out and about any longer, however, there are so many mountains and they have trouble getting over them. So they all order Woodys Holds Rock Rings These rings are so much better than that last pesky one that everyone wanted, everyone fought over and turned everyone invisible. These rings came in sets of two, and had jugs, finger pinches and pockets … even came with the rope to hang them with. All the little people trained day in and day out. They mounted some of their Rock Rings on walls to use as mini hangboards, and used multiple sets together to make campus boards. Their training routines also included pull-ups assisted by smearing. Before long, all the little people were stong enough to climb the highest mountains in all the land. They found great beer, loved beautiful women, ate healthy food, took care of the environment and spawned a new race of medium sized people that were called dirtbags. This would leave the story open for our next installment LOTR V: The Two Piece Hangboard …
Specifications
*Set of two rock rings with rope*Each piece 7”x5”x2”
*Can be mounted on wall (hardware not included)
*Made with recycled climbing holds & non-toxic non-slimy urethane
*Great texture
See www.woodysholds.com for lifetime guarantee details.
Find out who we are, and come
comment about todays deal at homecrag.com
ITEM OF THE DAY. This item will only remain on sale until Midnight Eastern Time, or until all units are sold.