DAILY CLIMBER

Pebbles for President ‘08


Ladies and gentlemen, friends and gracious supporters, it is with heavy heart and great regret that we must officially withdraw from our bid for President of the United States of America. We have shown the people of this great nation that we are as strong as the most durable non-toxic urethane – We demonstrated that we champion the cause of the environment by embracing the use of recycled packing and ingredients – We offered a 9 piece solution to overcome the challenges facing many who have the desire to climb to the top and simply needed the tools to begin the ascent … Alas, my friends, it was not enough. We saw the benefits of having reinforced holes and promised to serve for a lifetime, but these facts only reached the true and pure, and the citizens of America have made their choice. We could have tackled the issues of abortion, war and immigration or solved the problems of national health care and the deficit, but we stuck to our platform of plywood and remained silent as many climbed over us time and time again. No – do not view this as defeat, for we may not be able to serve as your Commander in Chief, but we can still continue to serve expert and novice climbers alike in gyms and basements and garages everywhere! Yes, we the Pebbles of Woodys Holds will be there for you as we always have!! ... Actually, we are afraid of Fred and now that he is running for President we figure we don’t stand a chance …

Specifications

*9 Piece Bolt On Crimp Set
*Lifetime Guarantee
*Made with non-toxic non-slimy UV resistant urethane
*Made from recycled climbing holds
*Colors Will Vary
*Hardware Not Included

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